sasstoshi:

Aka “How Blood Drive Should’ve Ended”

leafwhirlwind:

I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS

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SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND 

sam-needs-a-haircut

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penis-official:

ok so today our teacher has this policy where if your phone rings you either put it away or he can answer it
so he told us about this one time where a girl let him answer the phone and when the person on the phone asked for her he simply replied
“sorry she’s in the shower do you want to leave her a message”

the person on the phone was her dad

saying “it was my teacher” sure didnt help

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elefseus:

i love this dumb turtledove like you have an entire backyard where you could find stationary shade but no you decide to chill out in the tiny spot of shade cast by the birdfeeder which moves so quickly that you have to get up every ten minutes why did you make this decision why do you make this decision every day

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stansusedbloggingemporium:

When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life

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jontron-echs-you:

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

I went due to the cramps and heavy bleeding. Found out my platelets are very low and I might need a blood transfusion.

seatrooper:

*hysteric screeching*

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So my 7 year old brother and I were listening to counting stars right?

sunshinesongbird:

When it came to the chorus and they started saying “well be counting stars” he said well be counting scars instead. So I said it’s stars xave why would they say scars? And he looked right at my arms and goes I thought they wrote the song for you.

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amoying:

strawberro:

strawberro:

strawberro:

owlsegg:

the-ackerman-queen:

strawberro:

LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST

Suuuuuuure. 

NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt


THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS 




hes showing this post to all his classes now

tell your chem teacher to change his theme

amoying:

strawberro:

strawberro:

strawberro:

owlsegg:

the-ackerman-queen:

strawberro:

LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST

Suuuuuuure. 

NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt

THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS 

hes showing this post to all his classes now

tell your chem teacher to change his theme

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epicleicaness:

dolofang:

compassfox:

drop-bass-not-babies:

Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl
We’re both girls

nothing says “I support equality” like assuming someone is a boy because they have short hair


Shots fired…

epicleicaness:

dolofang:

compassfox:

drop-bass-not-babies:

Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl

We’re both girls

nothing says “I support equality” like assuming someone is a boy because they have short hair

Shots fired…

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