ok so today our teacher has this policy where if your phone rings you either put it away or he can answer it
so he told us about this one time where a girl let him answer the phone and when the person on the phone asked for her he simply replied
“sorry she’s in the shower do you want to leave her a message”
the person on the phone was her dad
saying “it was my teacher” sure didnt help
When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life
I went due to the cramps and heavy bleeding. Found out my platelets are very low and I might need a blood transfusion.
next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital
Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.
whAT THE FUCK
When it came to the chorus and they started saying “well be counting stars” he said well be counting scars instead. So I said it’s stars xave why would they say scars? And he looked right at my arms and goes I thought they wrote the song for you.